Premium dedicated game hosting, browser games and a dial-up arcade, running hot in Ethan's homelab. Big Money Go Getta certified. Doobie da Case approved (pending appeal). Pick a stage, pass the exam, get your license.
Every exam needs a sponsor. Ours are under investigation.
"Enjoys long walks and phat pockets."
"Always has a loop-hole and a fresh zoot suit."
Real servers, real lobbies. Copy the address, launch the game, and settle it on the court.
A block-for-block replica of Pflugerville, TX — real streets, real terrain, Lake Pflugerville and Stone Hill, all built from map data. Big Money Go Getta re-skinned downtown in solid gold and calls Pfluger Park his “front yard,” and Doobie da Case got the whole thing zoned commercial. You spawn downtown; the edge of town is the edge of the world.
mc.ethans-servers.comBig Money Go Getta went legit (sort of) and opened a mining operation. TShock-powered economy world with real currency, a gold mine, and player-run shops. Get money, get ore.
terraria.ethans-servers.comPublic Payload & KOTH server, run by Big Money Go Getta himself. No random crits, Versus Saxton Hale in the map rotation, SourceMod keeping things fair(ish).
tf2.ethans-servers.comRetakes, all day — the bomb is already planted, and your squad has to take the site back before it pops. Big Money Go Getta planted it, Doobie da Case is arguing it was “already like that when he got there.” Quick rounds, no warmup, all clutch.
cs2.ethans-servers.com:27017Counter-Strike, but top-down and 2D — same bombs, same buy menu, way fewer pixels. Big Money Go Getta runs the buy station at a 300% markup, and Doobie da Case insists the AWP is “a legally registered collectible.” Free game, tiny download, instant chaos.
cs2d.ethans-servers.com:369638-slot Versus server — survivors vs. infected, winner takes the pot. Big Money Go Getta says the horde owes him money, and Doobie da Case is defending the witch pro bono.
l4d2.ethans-servers.com:27016Big Money Go Getta's latest hustle is a Pal ranch — catch 'em, work 'em, and build an empire on our dedicated server. Grab the connect address below.
palworld.ethans-servers.comBig Money Go Getta's off-the-books realm. AzerothCore WotLK (3.3.5a) server. Realmlist copy address below. No pay-to-win, but Big Money himself is selling epics and pocket-sized GMs behind the tavern in Goldshire.
wow.ethans-servers.comVanilla+ Viking survival — no mods to install, Normal difficulty, and ore goes through portals. Doobie da Case already filed a land claim on the Meadows, and Big Money Go Getta swears that troll was “just security.” Find us in the in-game Community tab or join by IP.
valheim.ethans-servers.com:24562x Vanilla+ survival, trio max, map wipes every 1st & 3rd Thursday. Big Money Go Getta is charging “upkeep” on every tool cupboard in Outpost, and Doobie da Case got offline raiding ruled a civil matter — your base takes 75% less damage while you sleep. No P2W kits, ever.
rust.ethans-servers.com:28015Train right in your browser. No launcher, no downloads, no excuses.
Play Quake 3 Arena instantly right inside your web browser. No installs needed.
Play NowClassic retro beat 'em up action. Settle the score directly in your web browser.
Play NowDoobie da Case beat the rap again, so he's working out the stress the only way he knows how — rip and tear through Knee-Deep in the Dead. The original id Software shareware DOOM, recompiled to WebAssembly. No install, all carnage.
Play NowA whole arcade crammed into a 160×160 fantasy console. Seven bite-size bangers — Meteoroids, Space Invaders, Watris, Pong and more. Big Money Go Getta's verdict: "small screen, big money."
Play NowEvery empire starts with one block. Build brick-by-brick in this open-source Minecraft Classic — call it Big Money Go Getta's off-the-books real-estate venture. No launcher, no login, just you and infinite dirt. Singleplayer, right in the browser.
Play NowOur browser-based tabletop for campaigns, maps, characters, dice, and game sessions.
Open FoundryClassic real-time strategy through our hosted OpenRA launcher and dedicated game service.
Open LauncherRetro arena vehicle combat running entirely in the browser from the Proxmox game stack.
Play NowA lightweight cooperative pixel RPG with persistent Redis-backed worlds and instant browser play.
Play NowA private, persistent DOS-game library powered by wDOSg and protected with single sign-on.
Open LibraryA self-hosted Flash preservation cabinet, starting with a legal Ruffle demo and ready for curated additions.
Open ArcadeBuild a civilization, explore, negotiate, and conquer in the browser-hosted strategy classic.
Play NowReal-time territory war on a real world map — push your borders, build ports, launch nukes, and take the planet one pixel at a time. Big Money Go Getta is annexing Texas “for tax purposes,” and Doobie da Case swears the missile silos are zoned agricultural. No account, no download — new lobbies spin up every few seconds.
Play NowA multiplayer space trading game in a living 3D galaxy — haul Ore, Biomass and Tech between 300 ports, terraform worlds, raise citadels, fight off Vex raiders and build a corporation across six hundred stars. Daily turns: plan your routes, then come back tomorrow.
Play NowA multiplayer fantasy RPG in your browser — hunt the Gloamwood, best eleven masters, raid sleeping rivals, flirt your way into a tavern wedding, and slay Vael’Karath, the Ashen Maw. Big Money Go Getta keeps his gold in the Ember Vault “for the interest,” and Doobie da Case has been sleeping in the Ashen Fields to save on rent. It is going about how you’d expect.
Play NowA full self-hosted Lichess — bullet, blitz, correspondence, puzzles, and Stockfish on tap whenever you feel like getting humbled. Big Money Go Getta only opens with the King's Gambit because “a king should never be broke,” and Doobie da Case has a motion pending to get en passant declared unconstitutional.
Play ChessClassic seven-player Diplomacy: negotiate, make alliances, and stab your best friend in the back by Spring 1902. Big Money Go Getta has signed non-aggression pacts with all six other powers at once, and Doobie da Case drafted every one of them — in disappearing ink. Games run over days, so check in between turns.
Start SchemingThe fill-in-the-blank party card game for the group chat — one person makes a lobby, everybody else joins with the code from their phone. Big Money Go Getta plays “a gym bag full of cash” every single round, and it keeps winning, because Doobie da Case keeps getting picked to judge.
Deal Me InOld-school ANSI bulletin board and the classic door-game canon. Dial in through the browser terminal.
A real ANSI bulletin board — message networks, file areas, and the door-game arcade. Dial in right in your browser.
Open TerminalThe legendary LORD door game — fight, flirt, and slay the dragon in a phosphor-green terminal, right in your browser.
Play NowThe classic space-trading BBS door. Build a fleet, corner the market, and battle for the sector — retro BBS edition.
Play NowThe turn-based street-trading classic, rebuilt as a private browser game for the crew.
Play NowBig Money Go Getta's other business ventures. All perfectly legal, according to his lawyer.
Big Money Go Getta bought a radio station with cash out of a gym bag, and now it plays 24/7. Doobie da Case is handling the FCC paperwork “from a pay phone, for privacy.” Put it on while you grind — no ads, no DJ, no questions asked.
Tune InMoney, Power, Respect — and hoodies. Big Money Go Getta sets the prices (vibes-based), and Doobie da Case wrote the return policy. There isn’t one.
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