Beat the Rap: +50 to defense. *Disappears* when the feds show up!
Briefcase Blast: +150 to lawsuit damage. *Enraged* he out here!
"Always has a loop-hole and a fresh zoot suit."
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Welcome to Ethan's homelab portal. We host a curated selection of multiplayer game servers and retro classic web games running with ultra-low latency. Check out the available services below and join the game.
Select a server to view connection details, copy the IP address, or launch directly in your browser.
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Minecraft Java Edition
A block-for-block replica of Pflugerville, TX — real streets, real terrain, Lake Pflugerville and Stone Hill, all built from map data. Big Money Go Getta re-skinned downtown in solid gold and calls Pfluger Park his “front yard,” and Doobie da Case got the whole thing zoned commercial. You spawn downtown; the edge of town is the edge of the world.
Big Money Go Getta went legit (sort of) and opened a mining operation. TShock-powered economy world with real currency, a gold mine, and player-run shops. Get money, get ore.
Public Payload & KOTH server, run by Big Money Go Getta himself. No random crits, Versus Saxton Hale in the map rotation, SourceMod keeping things fair(ish).
tf2.ethans-servers.com
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Counter-Strike 2
Retakes, all day — the bomb is already planted, and your squad has to take the site back before it pops. Big Money Go Getta planted it, Doobie da Case is arguing it was “already like that when he got there.” Quick rounds, no warmup, all clutch.
cs2.ethans-servers.com:27017
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CS2D
Counter-Strike, but top-down and 2D — same bombs, same buy menu, way fewer pixels. Big Money Go Getta runs the buy station at a 300% markup, and Doobie da Case insists the AWP is “a legally registered collectible.” Free game, tiny download, instant chaos.
8-slot Versus server — survivors vs. infected, winner takes the pot. Big Money Go Getta says the horde owes him money, and Doobie da Case is defending the witch pro bono.
l4d2.ethans-servers.com:27016
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Quake 3 Arena (Web)
Play Quake 3 Arena instantly right inside your web browser. No installs needed.
Doobie da Case beat the rap again, so he's working out the stress the only way he knows how — rip and tear through Knee-Deep in the Dead. The original id Software shareware DOOM, recompiled to WebAssembly. No install, all carnage.
A whole arcade crammed into a 160×160 fantasy console. Seven bite-size bangers — Meteoroids, Space Invaders, Watris, Pong and more. Big Money Go Getta's verdict: "small screen, big money."
Every empire starts with one block. Build brick-by-brick in this open-source Minecraft Classic — call it Big Money Go Getta's off-the-books real-estate venture. No launcher, no login, just you and infinite dirt. Singleplayer, right in the browser.
Big Money Go Getta's off-the-books realm. AzerothCore WotLK (3.3.5a) server. Realmlist copy address below. No pay-to-win, but Big Money himself is selling epics and pocket-sized GMs behind the tavern in Goldshire.
wow.ethans-servers.com
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Valheim
Vanilla+ Viking survival — no mods to install, Normal difficulty, and ore goes through portals. Doobie da Case already filed a land claim on the Meadows, and Big Money Go Getta swears that troll was “just security.” Find us in the in-game Community tab or join by IP.
valheim.ethans-servers.com:2456
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Rust
2x Vanilla+ survival, trio max, map wipes every 1st & 3rd Thursday. Big Money Go Getta is charging “upkeep” on every tool cupboard in Outpost, and Doobie da Case got offline raiding ruled a civil matter — your base takes 75% less damage while you sleep. No P2W kits, ever.
rust.ethans-servers.com:28015
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Foundry Virtual Tabletop
Our browser-based tabletop for campaigns, maps, characters, dice, and game sessions.
Real-time territory war on a real world map — push your borders, build ports, launch nukes, and take the planet one pixel at a time. Big Money Go Getta is annexing Texas “for tax purposes,” and Doobie da Case swears the missile silos are zoned agricultural. No account, no download — new lobbies spin up every few seconds.
A full self-hosted Lichess — bullet, blitz, correspondence, puzzles, and Stockfish on tap whenever you feel like getting humbled. Big Money Go Getta only opens with the King's Gambit because “a king should never be broke,” and Doobie da Case has a motion pending to get en passant declared unconstitutional.
Classic seven-player Diplomacy: negotiate, make alliances, and stab your best friend in the back by Spring 1902. Big Money Go Getta has signed non-aggression pacts with all six other powers at once, and Doobie da Case drafted every one of them — in disappearing ink. Games run over days, so check in between turns.
The fill-in-the-blank party card game for the group chat — one person makes a lobby, everybody else joins with the code from their phone. Big Money Go Getta plays “a gym bag full of cash” every single round, and it keeps winning, because Doobie da Case keeps getting picked to judge.
Big Money Go Getta bought a radio station with cash out of a gym bag, and now it plays 24/7. Doobie da Case is handling the FCC paperwork “from a pay phone, for privacy.” Put it on while you grind — no ads, no DJ, no questions asked.
